A Sad, Sad Day

What a day, what a day,
What a day, it is you say,
What a day, what a day,
What a day to say "Hey!"

"How are you?"
"I am well."
"How are you?"
"I am swell"
"How are you?"
"Shut up."

What a 'tude, what a 'tude,
You have got an attitude,
What a 'tude, what a 'tude,
Why are you so rude?

"Shut up."

I feel I should stop,
I know I should stop,
But I think you really like it,
So I will not stop.

............

Oh no, you've died,
Oh no, you've died!
If only I'd shut up,
You'd still be alive.

:(